1. clinicalum:

    [calum voice] pUUUBERTYYY

    (via thedimples-hemmo)

     
  2. lukesyhemmo:

    before and after listening to beyonce

    (via unpunksauce)

     

  3. lztybrn:

    remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

    (via distressedhuman)

     
  4. GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

    (Source: fifthharmony, via megnog17)

     
  5. umbralillium:

    hungryhungryhenderson:

    lethalitycomplex:

    thedemonica:

    i’m pretty sure you created tron

    *DAFT PUNK INTENSIFIES*

    Welcome to the grid

    Greetings, Programs!

    (Source: oh-noo, via itsnothowyoufall)

     

  6. unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

    (via derpbxll)

     
  7. blazeitmikey:

    irwinhat:

    5sos-official:

    see you later australia, we’ll miss you ♥

    this hurt like a bitch

    (via badashluke)

     
  8. (Source: hotdamn5sos, via unpunksauce)

     
  9. brooklynncalifornia:

    how to get gays’ attention

    (via littlesalutemix)

     
  10. leisuringluke:

    i remember when this was the only picture of 5sos there was to reblog, now i never see this picture 

    (via merh-nerm-ers-ershtern)

     
  11. Cute Ron and Hermione moments requested by reed-fermadness

    (Source: gifharrypotter)

     
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  13. 5sosaffair:

    idk why but calum looks so hot leaving the LAX airport in all black with his hands behind his back, behind the police officer basically looking like’s being arrested

    don’t

    image

    fight me

    image

    (via irwintoxication)

     
  14. spookyscandal:

    can i make it any more obvious?

    (Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via everythingclaire)

     
  15. calumxmatty:

    I literally reblog this every time I see it on my dash

    (Source: ashtonbangme, via dimplehemmings)