1. aussiecake:

    *doesnt know what to write so just posts it*

     

  2. flashakaviolet:

    willsicott:

    tuxedoandex:

    ugly:

    What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

    what

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    Get out

    (via youknownothingjonsnow0)

     
  3. theoddcollection:

    This is what Ryan Murphy of AHS reveals on Twisty the clown:
    “[…] It’s heart-stopping what he does. I’m worried. I’m worried that people are going to have cardiac arrests… The clown’s intro in the first episode is … even I was terrified of it. It’s brutal. Two crew members told me they have had nightmares about this clown since we started shooting and they’re not even scared of clowns. I think he’s pretty extraordinary because, when you see why he’s a clown and why he’s wearing the mask … just you wait.”

    John Caroll Lynch (who plays Twisty) adds:
    “His actions are horrific, but his motives are really strangely, oddly pure. And that’s what is most human and most disturbing about it.”

    SOURCE

    I’m srsly wondering if anybody else is as ridiculously excited as I am.

    (via queenofsecondchances)

     

  4. silohouettes:

    I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

    (Source: simplefoetus, via h-eartache-on-the-big-screen)

     
  5. 5sos-official:

    Thank you to everyone who came out today for Good Morning America! met a bunch of you guys and you are awesome. you make us look good 😁 - luke x

    watch our performances here:
    Amnesia: http://youtu.be/7UcVphKHEEI
    SLSP: http://youtu.be/cdMLuVF-1dw

    (via calsvans)

     

  6. bootiewerk:

    -hears baby cry in public-
    me: shut the fuck up lil bitch

    (via michaelcliffob)

     
  7. undercover-witch:

    You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

    So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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    (Source: dboybaker, via h-eartache-on-the-big-screen)

     
  8. mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

    take-me-tom-hiddleston:

    ship-it-all-the-way:

    jadedfalling:

    sickledsnake:

    itsdorkgirl:

    BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

    gonna put it on my dick

    THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

    This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

    And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

    I would send messages in morse code

    magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

    Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

    (Source: ldrsociety, via calsvans)

     

  9. breenwolf:

    [reads summary of fic] THIS IS WHAT I WANT
    [reads first 10 words of fic] this is not what i want

    (via fixesyous)

     
  10. [HQS] 5 Seconds of Summer is seen outside ‘Good Morning America’ on September 30, 2014 in New York City.

    (via h-eartache-on-the-big-screen)

     
  11. lukesarmpit:

    ashton pLEASE GIVE THE DAMN MICROPHONE TO LUKE 

    (via h-eartache-on-the-big-screen)

     

  12. toxicnebulae:

    white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

    (Source: amazighprincex, via fixesyous)

     

  13. curlia:

    fahbulus:

    meadowkitten:

    ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

    maybe we’re all ducklings

    (via ashtonirwinstolemyheart)

     

  14. 5sostrum:

    'michael'

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    'michael no'

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    'stop'

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    'michael'

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    (via ilylukey)

     

  15. lumos5001:

    skyfallat221b:

    pincho32:

    lizthefangirl:

    but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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    When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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    and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

    (via lingsworldd)